What are some questions you would ask a liberal?

Given the chance, what questions would you ask a liberal? Questions about policy or issues please, not rants or any teabagger crap. I just want to see if everyone who says a liberal has no answers to basic questions is correct.What are some questions you would ask a liberal?
None in which I'm truly interested in the answers apart from my own personal amusement. I already know what they're going to say.What are some questions you would ask a liberal?
Why should everyone have the same amount of wealth and not have the people with a desire to be successful and good ideas be rich for their success, and leave the lazy, poor people to suffer for their mistakes?





In other words, why wealth distribution?
Did you get kicked by a mule or fall of the turnip truck?
Why do you say you are all about choice and don't want the government making decisions for you but you are perfectly willing to allow the government to decide what you can/can't read (tipper), eat (fat tax), drive, inhale (cigarette tax) the temperature of your home (cap and trade), executive pay, health care, where your children go to school (vouchers), etc...
I would ask how do they deal with all the vitriol they get on this site.
Here are three that I think of all the time:





(1. How can you tolerate the slimy, degenerate, ignorant scum maggots of the neo-Nazi right in the U.S.?





(2. How do you find the patience to not knock the very, very few green and yellow teeth from the hate-spewing mouths of these degenerate, inbred jerkwad scum?





(3. How do you think idiotass chickenshits like ';the three stooges'; manage to get so many sniveling, weak-willed, pathetic filth to follow their ill-informed fraud?





Those are the main three.





As a fourth:





(4. Is there a way to save what little minds to which these mental sub-midget drips might still cling, or will they forever be stupid and asinine?





Truth is the most vital issue in the country, and what all the above are really directed toward is clarifying some of the more insane LIES like the insanity from the ';birther'; lunatics and the specious nonsense about ';apologizing'; for the previous errors of the incompetent maggots who held office for eight years.
Why would I want to? I think they have already made their positions very plain. I just don't agree with them.